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la parole a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
  • youngest sister: *throws wire hanger in my direction*
  • youngest sister: *misses my head by 6 inches*
  • me: you could have decapitated me
  • other sister: GOOD
00cm:

i’m gonna pose like that at all my friends’ weddings

voicemail

  • voicemail from FDA: don't eat the peaches something's happened to them and always wash fruits :D
  • youngest sister: I ATE ALL THE PEACHES WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME
  • other sister: well you're probably going to die

what race are you?

  • mum: you need to calm down college hw isn't that bad
  • mum: you'll make it through summer classes so don't stress
  • me: ....
  • me: I've had so much stress during high school that by now its more of a physical reaction than a mental one
stolethecrown:

Femm
japan-overload:

名古屋 by ohpapercut on Flickr.

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade